<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Jordan Golson</title><link>http://jlgolson.kinja.com</link><description></description><language>en</language><item><title><![CDATA[Except it's CGI.]]></title><link>http://kotaku.com/except-its-cgi-476447375</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">Except it's CGI.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:34:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">476447375</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Any Land Rover.]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/any-land-rover-471002047</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">Any Land Rover.</p>
<p class="has-media media-640"><img height="853" width="640" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18jtj8co1gcldjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg" class="transform-ku-xlarge"/></p>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 6 Apr 2013 19:35:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">471002047</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[How about you post a list of illegally owned guns and another list of people with felony gun convict]]></title><link>http://gawker.com/how-about-you-post-a-list-of-illegally-owned-guns-and-a-477413672</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">How about you post a list of illegally owned guns and another list of people with felony gun convictions on their records?</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2013 20:37:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">477413672</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's OK to discriminate against white people.]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5888828/watch-juan-pablo-montoyas-fiery-crash-into-a-jet-engine-dryer-truck-at-the-daytona-500?comment=47438875#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">It's OK to discriminate against white people.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:47:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">496034883</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[That's the only way to de-cock a 1911.]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5883436/the-enormous-secret-weapons-depot-hidden-underneath-manhattan?comment=46878725#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">That's the only way to de-cock a 1911.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:22:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">474741390</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Genius Bar will give you new phone if you have a sticking home button. ]]></title><link>http://lifehacker.com/5881404/wd+40-will-loosen-up-your-unresponsive-iphones-home-button-in-seconds?comment=46584387#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">The Genius Bar will give you new phone if you have a sticking home button. It's a 'known issue'. Just take it to them.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2012 22:09:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">465981141</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[He wouldn't have a Taser if he didn't have the proper certifications.]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5880869/dog-owner-stun-gunned-by-park-ranger-for-having-dogs-off-their-leashes?comment=46537346#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">He wouldn't have a Taser if he didn't have the proper certifications.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:19:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">474782559</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@Dave, A Park Ranger is a cop, you ignorant twit.]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5880869/dog-owner-stun-gunned-by-park-ranger-for-having-dogs-off-their-leashes?comment=46534790#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@Dave, A Park Ranger is a cop, you ignorant twit. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.nps.gov/policy/dorders/dorder9.html&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;2.1" target="_blank">[www.nps.gov]</a>  Authority to carry out law enforcement duties— is found in law including the General Authorities Act of 1976 (16 U.S.C. 1a-6(b)), which under 41 Fed. Reg. 44876 (1976) has been delegated to NPS employees who possess specific law enforcement certification (Type I and II Law Enforcement Commissions) and USPP Officers. Such employees and officers may:</p>
<p>Carry firearms and make arrests without warrant for any offense against the United States committed in his presence, or for any felony cognizable under the laws of the United States if he has reasonable grounds to believe that the person to be arrested has committed or is committing such felony, provided such arrests occur within that [National Park] system or the person to be arrested is fleeing therefrom to avoid arrest.</p>
<p>Execute any warrant or other process issued by a court or officer of competent jurisdiction for the enforcement of the provisions of any Federal law or regulation issued pursuant to law arising out of an offense committed in that system, or where the person subject to the warrant or process is in the national park system in connection with any Federal offense.</p>
<p>Conduct investigations (wherever that investigation may lead) of offenses against the United States committed in the national park system in the absence of investigation thereof by any other Federal law enforcement agency having investigative jurisdiction over the offense committed or with the concurrence of such other agency.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:25:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">474782489</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[No, you don't have to worry about a gun. ]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5866709/this-tiny-blonde-saved-tiff-needell-from-a-mugging?comment=45077220#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">No, you don't have to worry about a gun. See, in England, they banned handguns.  </p>
<p>It's great and between no guns and all the closed circuit TV cameras, there is never any crime.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 9 Dec 2011 19:29:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">496524000</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[A "scheme" has a different meaning in the UK than it does in the US. ]]></title><link>http://gawker.com/5856445/news-corp-has-so-many-hacking-victims-its-launched-a-web-site-for-them?comment=44104192#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">A &quot;scheme&quot; has a different meaning in the UK than it does in the US. Think of it as another word for &quot;plan&quot; or &quot;program&quot;.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2011 16:45:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">479344532</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAA.]]></title><link>http://gawker.com/5826523/americans-demand-everyone-always-carry-guns-everywhere?comment=41454306#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAA. </p>
<p>I just moved from Massachusetts (where it is difficult but not impossible to carry a firearm) to Colorado where it is easy and doesn't require any permits to open-carry. </p>
<p>Concealed carry consists of writing a check and taking a course. </p>
<p>Yes, you don't need a permit, or to pass a class, in order to openly carry a handgun. Any Colorado resident can walk into a gun store, pass a federal background check, and buy a handgun, ammunition and a holster and start walking around with a gun on their hip. </p>
<p>Beautiful freedom!</p>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2011 15:50:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">479965333</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Yes, please! ]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5809921/the-2011-24-hours-of-le-mans-spotter-guide/gallery/?comment=39923069#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">Yes, please! Someone help!</p>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 9 Jun 2011 09:35:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">23623821</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I thought the same thing about Ferrari, but it looks like Hispania simply wasn't counted. ]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5809875/formula-1-black-flags-bahrain-race-after-this-leaked-report?comment=39903880#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">I thought the same thing about Ferrari, but it looks like Hispania simply wasn't counted. If you go read the letter, they don't mention the humanitarian concerns; instead having a race that late would upset the holiday and off-season schedules for the teams.  </p>
<p>Understandable, but there is also talk behind the scenes that the teams are uncomfortable having a race there, but the schedule change rule was a nice way for them to avoid getting involved in politics.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 8 Jun 2011 20:09:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">497927554</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was just thinking the same thing. ]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5804638/the-2011-spanish-grand-prix-in-crayola?comment=39450338#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">I was just thinking the same thing. What's presumably the same car... Vettel had Hamilton up his ass, but Webber got straight beat by both McLarens, one being on a three-stop. Imagine what Hamilton could do if he was in the other Red Bull? </p>
<p>That said, the McLaren was exactly slow and I don't know that if Hamilton and Vettel's positions were reversed, Vettel could have made the pass.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 06:00:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">498063394</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I once swore at him so much he stopped responding entirely for a few days.]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5800437/remember-when-aol-instant-messenger-was-our-facebook?comment=39241603#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">I once swore at him so much he stopped responding entirely for a few days.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 20:36:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">487237249</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@xxpor: You could always use Facebook Connect.]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5712979/so-about-the-whole-commenter-hacking-thing?comment=34006257#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c34000712" target="_blank">xxpor</a>: You could always use Facebook Connect.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 18:47:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">499100033</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh no! ]]></title><link>http://jalopnik.com/5712979/so-about-the-whole-commenter-hacking-thing?comment=34000358#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="has-media media-300"><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/12/6830246d4e3e94e6df2ea4f182fca33c/original.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="225" width="300" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18n6izhnrsgjyjpg/ku-medium.jpg" class="transform-ku-medium"/></a></p>
<p class="first-text">Oh no! Black cat hackers.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:38:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">499099916</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geez, you look an awful lot like a rapist defender now.]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5705614/wikileaks-julian-assange-is-not-accused-of-rape-updated?comment=33482697#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">Geez, you look an awful lot like a rapist defender now.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:24:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">488680373</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@BloggerBobTSA: Shouldn't the TSA be able to store images if, say, they find an actual bomb?]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5690749/one-hundred-naked-citizens-one-hundred-leaked-body-scans?comment=32637871#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c32617601" target="_blank">BloggerBobTSA</a>: Shouldn't the TSA be able to store images if, say, they find an actual bomb? </p>

<p>And if that capability doesn't exist, that seems like a pretty silly thing to not be able to do.  </p>

<p>And if that capability does exist, couldn't it be abused to store images of regular passengers?</p>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">488984358</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Also, [gizmodo.com]]]></title><link>http://lifehacker.com/5672817/vlc-media-player-now-available-for-iphone-and-ipod-touch?comment=31364654#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">Also, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5672516/watch-any-damn-video-format-you-want-on-the-iphone-with-vlc" target="_blank">[gizmodo.com]</a></p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:10:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">467091071</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@jmckee: Sissy.]]></title><link>http://gawker.com/5672805/supreme-courts-friends-scalia-kagan-go-shooting-together?comment=31348452#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c31315013" target="_blank">jmckee</a>: Sissy.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 07:00:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">481954682</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@mexi1010:  "However, I have no real idea how much the parts are worth. ]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5670239/apple-really-doesnt-want-you-to-tear-apart-a-macbook-air?comment=31160627#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c31156281" target="_blank">mexi1010</a>:  &quot;However, I have no real idea how much the parts are worth. It's just my opinion of Apple in general.&quot; </p>

<p>So, you admit that you have no idea what you are talking about or the facts of the issue, but you have a strong opinion anyway. </p>

<p>Sounds like most folks in America today. Props to you for admitting it.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 02:37:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">490590433</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@cletar: And if all that had happened, the terrorists wouldn't have attacked us on 9/11 and Iran wou]]></title><link>http://gawker.com/5665169/the-fate-of-american-government-could-rest-in-joe-liebermans-annoying-hands?comment=30839258#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c30831915" target="_blank">cletar</a>: And if all that had happened, the terrorists wouldn't have attacked us on 9/11 and Iran wouldn't be trying to develop nukes. Damn, where did it all go so wrong?</p>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 02:05:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">482057955</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@divinelioness: Or you'd just, you know, get used to it.]]></title><link>http://jezebel.com/5660461/the-day-i-trailed-a-paparazzo?comment=30646399#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c30636640" target="_blank">divinelioness</a>: Or you'd just, you know, get used to it.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 23:07:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">463696596</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[@KStrike155: Where can I get the full size version of this?]]></title><link>http://gizmodo.com/5356466/what-are-you-using-as-your-desktop-wallpaper?comment=29664401#comments</link><description><![CDATA[<p class="first-text">@<a href="#c15301959" target="_blank">KStrike155</a>: Where can I get the full size version of this?</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 03:42:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">490338567</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Golson]]></dc:creator></item></channel></rss>